may 24 in idea barrages

Frankenstein performed the first team-building exercise and we all saw how that all turned out.

I like to think that Liam Neeson does all these all these awful low-budget geezer-teaser direct-to-Redbox TAKEN knock-offs not because he needs the money but because he’s trying to punish himself for being in the Star Wars prequels.

In John Wick 8: The Wickening, it turns out he was secretly Ted all along and a shadow government literally Killed Bill.

A diet scam where you trick people into losing weight by building sheds for you for free and you call it “Shed The Pounds”.

A parody of “Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” about how fundamentally lame the Larry The Cable Guy character was and is, starting with replacing the “jitterbug” chant with “geterdone, geterdone”.

Actually, the weird poorly-written religious tracts starring the bears they created but churned out by their low-talent fundamentalist failson were the REAL Berenstain Monster.

A sitcom about two serial killers who are roommates, trying to hide their killings from each other while also going through all the usual dumb sitcom plots and we call it “Perfect Stranglers”.

Anyone else have the occasional problem, now that Twitter is being called “X” by its idiot-manchild owner, that you go to “x” out a tab with Twitter in it and click that dumb 1993 XTREME logo instead of the actual x? The stupidity of the re-brand is like an onion, it has layers.