may 22 in idea barrages

  • May 22, 2024, 1:33 a.m.
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  1. Ben Grimm gets kicked out of the Baxter Building and has to move in with Peter Parker, but needs to figure out how to do this without revealing to the world that Parker is also Spider-Man and the sitcom is called “Thing of Queens”.

  2. The “sweet Jesus” in “One Toke Over The Line” is the exact same Jesus as the one in Tom Waits’ “Chocolate Jesus”. Sweet milk-chocolate Jesus!

  3. A pair of potion shops in a D&D game called “Use Your Infusion” 1 & 2.

  4. “Your butt swells with fluid whenever it gets cold?” “Yes, doctor.” “I’m afraid you have a terrible case of funky cold edema.” “It sounds awful.” “Yes, it’s a pretty wild thing.”

  5. Is it that becoming rich beyond all reason drives you insane or is it that you have to be insane to do the awful things it takes to be rich beyond all reason? It’s the chicken-or-the-egg of the modern age.

  6. When you’re a knight, your last name is your surname and your first name is your sirname.

  7. Consuming too much negativity can subconsciously bring you down, drip by drip, no matter what you consciously think. These mad times, it’s important to follow the news but for God’s sake, as little as you possibly need to stay informed. It can shatter you quick otherwise.

  8. Make one dumb mistake when you’re 17 and you’re too young to know better, and these far-right wackos want you to be burdened with it for the rest of your life, it’s awful. (Student loans. But they sure like this approach in general, don’t they?)


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