may 12 in idea barrages

Utz: the only snack chip brand that is also one of the handful of sounds in rave music.

I certainly can’t imagine Rob Thomas turning down the opportunity to get paid to promote an instant mashed potato brand called “Mashbox-20” so I’ll just assume that the dried-potato-flake-industrial-complex has too much dignity than to be associated with him. Good on them!

“It’s gridlock on the highways through Golgotha today.” “I hate Crosstown traffic.”

Forbidden Valley Ranch theoretically makes far superior salad dressing but there are no recorded reports of any survivors returning with its bounty.

Three long wolf howls, three short horn blasts, three long wolf howls. He knew what this was. “Norse Code”. Odin’s in trouble!

She used to be an enthusiastic cryptid hunter but, little by little over the course of time, her get up and wendigo got up and wendiwent.

The new trend in “EDC” multitools is a wee hook that’s only useful for pulling out tent stakes which is perfect opposite to “everyday”, even more so than a bad glass-breaker or al bottle opener. If you a camp a lot, you know how to do it better. If you don’t, you’ll never use it.

“A touch of whimsy” isn’t so innocent and fun when it turns out it’s a clown named Whimsy.