Definitely some ounces off the scale. in The Napkin.

Spring shearing. I got lazy and grew the pubes out. Whatever. Growing more and more indifferent to shorn scrotum upkeep.

But holy hell, I got a lotta bush. It’s getting warmer out, it’s near-impossible to dry post-shower, and it’s slightly itchy.

You know how when you’re shaving front-to-back and there’s always a little extra hair in the razor? I never plan to shave my asscrack. But really? You kind of have to when you do that initial spring shearing.

Otherwise, if you just shave your genitals but not your crack, you’ll have an assmullet.

I’m usually pretty good on keeping up with shaving my balls, as it’s way easier than shaving my face. But the whole undercarriage, all the time? Naaahhh.

May your genitals not overheat this oncoming summer.