my 5,000th prosebox post in idea barrages

A Quentin Tarantino themed amusement park thing called “Mr. Toes’ Wild Ride.”

Part of how you know SAVED BY THE BELL is just Zak from GOOD MORNING MISS BLISS having a narcissistic daydream is that Bayside High, as a rich school in Southern California, would’ve had an open outdoor campus plan. But Zak, a middle schooler from Indiana wouldn’t know that.

Tread lightly in the ocean, it’s anemone territory.

My Dune-based parody of “This Old Man” involves the line “With a Kwisatz Haderach, Leto dies alone, this man’s on the Golden Road.”

The golden trio in food is garlic, carbohydrate and milk-fat. Mix those three together and it’s hard to not have an absolute banger. Garlic knots? Garlic bread? Garlic mashed potatoes? Fettuccine Alfredo? It’s all there. That’s the answer.

Just label whatever you don’t want people to touch in the fridge “Not Human Teeth”. Or you could name a band that too. Either way.

I was singing “Gettin’ Jiggy With It” as “Titty Nipplin’ With It”. I’m not proud but I’m also not sorry.

Whenever you’re feeling bad about yourself, your accomplishments, your path in life, just remember, you had nothing to do with the making of DEUCE BIGALOW 2: EUROPEAN GIGALO.