my 5,000th prosebox post in idea barrages
- April 29, 2024, 1:23 p.m.
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A Quentin Tarantino themed amusement park thing called “Mr. Toes’ Wild Ride.”
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Part of how you know SAVED BY THE BELL is just Zak from GOOD MORNING MISS BLISS having a narcissistic daydream is that Bayside High, as a rich school in Southern California, would’ve had an open outdoor campus plan. But Zak, a middle schooler from Indiana wouldn’t know that.
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Tread lightly in the ocean, it’s anemone territory.
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My Dune-based parody of “This Old Man” involves the line “With a Kwisatz Haderach, Leto dies alone, this man’s on the Golden Road.”
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The golden trio in food is garlic, carbohydrate and milk-fat. Mix those three together and it’s hard to not have an absolute banger. Garlic knots? Garlic bread? Garlic mashed potatoes? Fettuccine Alfredo? It’s all there. That’s the answer.
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Just label whatever you don’t want people to touch in the fridge “Not Human Teeth”. Or you could name a band that too. Either way.
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I was singing “Gettin’ Jiggy With It” as “Titty Nipplin’ With It”. I’m not proud but I’m also not sorry.
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Whenever you’re feeling bad about yourself, your accomplishments, your path in life, just remember, you had nothing to do with the making of DEUCE BIGALOW 2: EUROPEAN GIGALO.
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