april 24 in idea barrages

At the strap on factory, all jobs are entry level.

To eat Micro Magic Microwave French Fries was to be living in the future. Perhaps the future died when we rejected those damned marvels, leaving us only with vague apocalyptic fears and an endless empty gnawing now.

The Ghostbusters character Slimer’s yellow coloured cousin Slemoner.

Why say “bad breath” when you can say “orally reprehensible”?

“Take what’s yours!” is the weirdest cruelest of all the advice cliches. If you had to take it, it was never yours.

If we sold a cell phone designed to look like a stack of 100 dollar bills, a whole wave of idiot Tiktok “influencers” would sell us out on this in about six point five femtoseconds.

I mean, I’d mash up The Red Hulk and The Thing into one character, just for an “In The Court of The Crimson Thing” joke, but y’know I like jokes that probably only appeal to thirty people on the entire planet.

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