march 6 in idea barrages

Tennessee Williams was interesting but I bet Florida Williams’ plays would be BONKERS.

The information overload on the teevee and computer can make society, can make reality itself, seem like a throbbing cyst far past a need to burst. This damnable heat doesn’t help. But you have to step back and remember you’re still just a person, living a slice of the short human life, wherever else the cycles around you turn. You are not a cog in history. You are a person. You are you. Live like it.

Come on down to Crazy Yeti’s where our prices are MYTHOLOGICAL!

Why call it “cryotherapy for weight loss” when you could call it “freezing your ass off”?

My REAL get rich quick scheme would be to go to the parking lots of these 80s 90s nostalgia music tours and sell Ensure to the tailgaters, the only problem is that I hate humidity like vegans hate bacon cheeseburgers. So I remain “financially constrained”.

Why say you’re the “leader of a mercenary force” when you can say you’re a “general contractor”?

The world is never gonna end but it is always ending. Every time a person dies, a world dies with them, and however good or bad or young or old they were, their key to unlocking reality is lost and it’s a shame. The end isn’t coming but an end is. Live like it.

These are the days when I feel I’ve had more opportunities laid at my feet then fumbled, out of fear or not even realizing what I’ve been offered, than ten other humans’ lifetimes. Alexander of Macedon’s known world conquered has nothing on what I’ve collectively botched.