fb19 in idea barrages

  • Feb. 18, 2024, 10:55 p.m.
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  1. An alternate universe where Frankie Avalon attempted to revive his career as a trapeze artist and tragically died because he attempted to work without Annette.

  2. A sign on a parking space outside the witch’s potion shop: “Violators will be toad.”

  3. The best thing for your sanity is to not let your world get small. The more you get out, the more things you do, places you see, people you meet, the larger the range of possibilities available to your mind, when in the kind of situations that could drive you mad. Don’t shrink those away.

  4. Maybe we “work” harder under pressure but we think worse under pressure. Everyone does. Thought is best in a state of zero pressure, a state of play. People who hate thought & play may oppress you into working harder so they can have more power & things but relax & think instead.

  5. It’s not really a problem, you know, until the dog starts talking back.

  6. As a metaphor, the cycle of life is the only thing in the universe that puts out more energy than it uses, only just the tiniest bit more but still. A thermodynamic miracle slightly beyond even perpetual motion. In that metaphor, that’s why we’re here and so numerous. Wouldn’t it be nice were that literal as well?

  7. The perfect restaurant marketing tie in for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles would, of course, be P.F. Krang’s.

  8. Batman would never want to admit to the emotional weakness but, then and there after Vicki Vale denied his proposal for marriage, even he would admit to being quite the bruised swain.


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