1010 in idea barrages

1.) Any sale on DVDs of The Hobbit should be legally required to be displayed with a “Bilbo Bargains!” sign.

2.) If you attempt to go viral with a video of your child Crazy Gluing their hat to a steel girder, that’s Munchhausen’s-by-epoxy.

3.) If you think being a prostitute who caters to cosplayers at Comic-Cons is easy then you’ve got another Thing coming.

4.) Whenever someone says music has gotten bad just recently, remind them that Billy Joel was a huge star.

5.) Just because a costume of the Bee Girl from the “No Rain” video would be the funniest costume I could ever wear, doesn’t mean I’ll wear it.

6.) Where is my Wagnerian opera about Super Mario?

7.) What was fun when people said “YOLO” unironically was pretending it meant “Yoda Only Likes Oral”.

8.) I like to call my rising-crust frozen pizzas Jesus so that when I pull them out of the oven I can yell “HE! IS! RISEN!”