104 in idea barrages

1.) She tried to sell the crowd on the merits of walking on poles but the speech was stilted.

2.) Every time I see the Mounties referred to as the RCMP, I briefly think they’re talking about the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

3.) My analysis of my own datability: “I’m an acquired taste. Like huffing glue!”

4.) When we forcibly relocate the rich to slum apartments as punishment for their crimes, let’s call it Habitats For Humility.

5.) Just once I’d like to see some Cheers fan-fiction with a lynchmob that ends in a Cliff-hanger.

6.) Has Bill Clinton given a Ted talk yet? The title “Bill and Ted’s Excellent Short Lecture” seems irresistible.

7.) Yo Yo Ma so fat, he can no longer play the cello because of diabetic neuropathy. It is very sad and not a joking matter.

8.) L and R Rigby #SNESsongs

9.) A chiropractics office called “Lumbar Liquidators”.

10.) Listen alla y’all it’s the Santa Claus/Listen Alla Y’all It’s The Santa Claus/LISTEN ALLA Y’ALL IT’S THE SANTA CLAUS

11.) How is there not a Star Trek convention in San Francisco called Fisherman’s Worf? (Or San Commander Cisco, really.)

12.) That novelty Hasidic rapper, how was he not named Tupac Kippur? Seems a lock.