janu16 in idea barrages

I finally had an even better idea for a parody of Steely Dan’s “Kid Charlemagne” than making it about Kid Icarus. GET ALONG, GET ALONG TIM CHALAMET, GET ALONG TIM CHALAMET.

One of the little tricks nature plays on us is that turned ankles hurt a lot more the next day. Right afterwards, it just feels like a little twinge! Time, though, time accelerates the damage like nothin’ doin’.

When you harass the guy in the Darth Vader costume at Disney World too much, that’s when the Sith hits the fan.

His cousin was the world’s most magical boxing promoter, Billy Bonka. (Their other cousin, she was the most magical maker of toy trucks, Tilly Tonka.)

Two more names that perfectly fit the rhythm of “Eleanor Rigby”: DAN-NY DE-VIT-O and STRAW-BER-RY SHORT-CAKE.

Your best defense against having your timeline rewritten by time-travelers is to lie about the dates of important things that happened in your life. History textbooks do this too but for different reasons.

I enjoy how Spirit Halloween is like one of those mythical cities in a nearby mystic dimension that only syncs up with our mundane world for a little while every once in a while then fades back into the imaginary. It’s kinda like my love life.

A parody of the 1960s Spiderman theme about Dr. Who’s Cybermen.