928 in idea barrages

1.) They’re werepeople, they become naked accountants by the light of the full moon and hate it desperately.

2.) Whenever I hear “PS2” “PS3” etc, I first imagine how NYC people call all their schools names like that. And it confuses me.

3.) I’m afraid of ghosts being real because the ghosts rights movement would make me feel bad about liking Ghostbusters & Pac-Man.

4.) There’s something about Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle but I can’t quite put my finger on it.

5.) Probably the most interesting wrestling/Dr. Who mash-up would be Ravishing Rick Ood.

6.) Hybrid dated/topical joke about Snookie joining a reformed Spice Girls as Pumpkin Spice.

7.) So we dress up like barbarians and try weird foods and share our reactions on the internet. It’s called Feastmaster.

8.) A great name for a punk band would be Hellion Keller.