922 in idea barrages

1.) Thor and Sif honeymooned on a lovely island off the coast of Michigan, a textbook case of Deus Ex Mackinac.

2.) Remember that if William Shakespeare had a Twitter, it’d be about 50% sex puns too. Great minds and all that.

3.) we thought it wet cement when we etched our fates and names/realized it shoreline only just before the tide came

4.) A generation that went broke and shuffled back to our old towns, suffering from Stuckhome Syndrome.

5.) Good News: Video game nerds and football jocks have finally agreed on something. Bad News: They’ve agreed to be horribly sexist.

6.) All the world’s a stage… and mine is Bargaining.

7.) I have more faith in the world now, having learned that the guy who played DJ Kat on WNYW is one of the nicest people on Earth.

8.) What phrase would be better on a low-budget horror-host’s grave than “he tampered in public domain”?

9.) Every day is Talk Like A Pirate Day for me, for I speak without the FCC’s permission!

10.) The best part about children is convincing them that zebras poop candy canes.

11.) Order 66 unleashed upon the Old Republic an insane clone posse.

12.) Calling bands calculated for mainstream success “corporate rock” really misses a great nerd joke in “conglomerate rock”.