janu14 in idea barrages

In Hill Valley California, the Mandela Effect is known as “The Twin Pines Effect”, on account of people who inexplicably remember The Lone Pine Mall being called The Twin Pines Mall.

The cherished Canadian children’s classic “Tim Horton Hears A Sorry”.

Someone once told me that the fastest way to a woman’s heart was comedy material directly and indirectly related to the song “Arthur’s Theme (Best That You Can Do)” by Christopher Cross. They lied, of course, but I became the best at that thing so, like, that’s something.

The classiest way to tell someone you’re a more satisfying lover than you physically appear is: “I’m better on the stage than on the page”.

Your culinary spy name is “Gently. Whisk Gently.”

It’s kind of funny that a government official lied about to the press about America possessing alien spacecraft just before word got out that a former president would be indicted for the treasonous use of classified information. It’s a really random coincidence.

Obsessing over Play Dough’s Mop Top Hair Shop is a textbook example of extrusive thinking.

Even though her ability to grow to 40 feet tall made her one of the city’s most popular superheroes, her romantic life suffered, men were quickly scared off or intimidated by The Size Queen, she never understood why.