925 in idea barrages

1.) I wonder if the whole pitch for this FOREVER series that’s gonna bomb was a guy saying “House-lander” then leaving the room.

2.) If only it were a well-known song, a parody of King Crimson’s “Cat Food” about Pat Boone would’ve punished. PUNISHED.

3.) They do ambient Christmas electronica. They’re called Trance Siberian Orchestra.

4.) If you want to get the freshest bread at an Indian restaurant, be sure to request a naan-smoking table.

5.) My country music name is Hunk Williams, by the by.

6.) “Feeling bad doesn’t help anything more forward” has to be my new Thing. Positive, even when it doesn’t make sense. Has to.

7.) I do all my best thinking while driving or in the shower. The two hardest places to write down ideas.

8.) He don’t have legs… because he’s a puppet… he finds real good deals on eggs… his name is Barry Plumpit…