911 in idea barrages

1.) How many stupid pay-to-win games do I have to block on facebook before they give me a plaque?

2.) As the sun expands to the point where Earth’s burnt to a crisp the last of us will receive a Linkedin request from an old high school bully.

3.) Sometimes you have to let go of what’s easy and comfortable to find the difficult who or the what that you really need. You only live once.

4.) Having a clock on your cellphone killed any need for a watch so of course a cellphone company is trying to sell you a watch.

5.) “Conan The Barbeque! Come for the pulled pork, stay for the Crombiance!”

6.) Achewood fandom largely breaks down into either Roastafarians or Raytheists.

7.) “Unbelievable” parody about being unemployable?

8.) The secret is that forgiving others is a gift to yourself, not to them, but don’t let them know that or they’ll expect it.

9.) The blighted Brooklyn landscapes They Might Be Giants shot their early videos at are now all artisan bacon distilleries and something is lost in the transaction.