#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly in idea barrages

  • Sept. 7, 2014, 10:53 a.m.
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1.) A hundred year old man beats up Native Americans for the right to have sex with a teenage girl. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

2.) A lady decides that sex with Paul Simon is slightly preferable to sex with Woody Allen. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

3.) A developmentally-impaired lizard bunny rises from exile to military hero because of a magical little boy. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

4.) A scarred orphan taken in by a bearded old man, taught how to wave his rod around. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

5.) A billionaire beats up strangers in a gimp suit until he gets sick of it & retires to Europe to have sex w/ Anne Hathaway. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

6.) The heavy-favourite wins a boxing match by decision. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

7.) A handsome white man teaches natives how to be natives because that isn’t insane. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

8.) Charlie Sheen has a problem with his balls flying all over the place. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

9.) Tom Cruise travels the world pretending to be something he’s not. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

10.) John Travolta shoots it in a man’s face and then goes to great lengths to cover it up. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

11.) A man’s imaginary friend convinces him to wrestle shirtless men in basements. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly


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