jan6 in idea barrages

Yosemite Sam didn’t want to do the appearance and signing at the furry convention his agent offered him but he knew he really needed the money. “Great,” he muttered sarcastically as he signed the contracts, “horny toads.”

A fake ad where they keep saying “you’ll never wanna leave the bedroom again” & the narrative keeps vacillating between seeming to be about boner pills & about living in an incredibly dangerous neighborhood & even at the end of the ad, you can’t quite be sure which it was about.

Why say “vampire fetish” when you can say “Down For The Count”?

A heist novel about the theft of a culturally important but monetarily worthless poetry manuscript called RHYME SCHEME.

In Soviet Beatles, Abbey Road crosses YOU.

Now November, that’s Shame Month, because you gotta deal with all the bigots you’re ashamed of at Thanksgiving dinner.

I ship Hephaestus and Athena, both as a point of principle and an ideal. They compliment each other so well.

In medieval fantasy MASH they eat at the Magic Messhall.