janu4 in idea barrages

If it were easy, everyone would already have it done.

Tesla Motors is the Disney Galactic Starcruiser of cars.

Constantly pretend to confuse Thomas Pynchon with Bronson Pinchot, “Balki” from television’s “Perfect Strangers”.

A sequel to “Animal Farm” called “Chicken Coup”.

Most of us, however, aren’t God or god in cloak of mortal flesh, even a half-god of Greek Antiquity. A faint stain of divinity swiped across our brows at best. Mostly skin & dirt, godly to the mathematical minimum, spiritual one-part-per-billion. Homeopathically holy. What of us?

Christopher Cross will make you jump jump so high you get caught at a point of gravitational equilibrium between the moon and New York City and freeze to death before you can even fully suffocate. I know it’s crazy. But its true.

“I’m gonna toast those brioche buns!” is one of those food phrases that would work in both sex and a fist fight but neither way work WELL.

Jimmy Olsen is only a cub reporter because he isn’t hairy enough to be a bear reporter.