92 in idea barrages

1.) It’s a teevee series about Sherlock and Watson finally getting married. It’s called “Hi Honey, I’m Holmes”.

2.) Vegetarianism for Dummies is a self-kelp book.

3.) I have to believe that if Pat Buttram was an up-and-coming character actor today, he’d go for a stage name.

4.) Local pride is awesome but as entertainers/creatives, thinking regionally is what grows our art. Expand your boundaries, make connections!

5.) She doesn’t like to be called a “meth dealer”. She prefers “reverse psychiatrist”.

6.) People who can suck the joy out of anything are born coffee decaffeinators.

7.) I’d like to go on a date where the lady beats one of those “eat a giant steak” challenges so I can say “twas beauty killed the beef”.

8.) Dracula, The Wolfman and Meatloaf walk into a bar. Bartender says “two out of three ain’t Vlad”.

9.) You know what would be a trip? Playing Cards Against Humanity with Brian Eno.

10.) If you wanna invade northern Europe, you’re gonna need an army of natural Bjorn-killers.

11.) Be your own super-fan. No one else who is sane will do it for you.

12.) An early MTV/current PBS crossover called Downton Julie Brown.