91 in idea barrages

1.) On their off-nights, Mr. Fantastic, Plastic-Man and the Elongated Man are all part of the Expandau Ballet.

2.) Nightmare where I was dying of a mysterious blood disorder but the hospital I was in was attached to a huge airport and because I was ill and delusional, I kept wandering off, getting lost in the food courts and shopping areas. Horrible feelings of being utterly lost.

3.) Women, your mate won’t be angry if s/he knows you’re leaving for me. They’ll just ask for an autograph & wish you luck. I am that great.

4.) Cute girl in the airport but I can’t tell if her style choices are to connotate “nerdy” or “not into men”. Story of my life.

5.) “hey there, hipster lady/why won’t you date me/IRONICALLY?” is the start of a HIT jam, is all I’m saying.

6.) The underground moving sidewalk between concourses at O’Hare is like if Brian Eno dropped acid at Epcot Centre.

7.) The lady at the LAX ticket counter asked for my passport, believing Syracuse to be in Canada. “Almost,” I said, “but not quite.”

8.) Watching bad movies with my brother was the greatest birthday present of all.

9.) Success is just a matter of failing at what you don’t love so many times that you finally do the thing you love.

10.) We’ll be making fun of bad 3-D games and calling it “Oculus Riff”. It’ll be great. By great, I mean stupid.

11.) Hipsters are just nerds pretending to not like the things that they like in hopes of being part of the cool kids. Sad, really.

12.) So anyway, yeah. I’ve decided my poetry chapbook needs to be called “This Is My Inside Voice”. Because, well, I’m loud.

13.) A “Thrift Store” parody about Halloween costumes SEEMS like a good idea, other than having to listen to that song to write it.

14.) Buy a dollar ticket, you might win the lottery, take me on a date, you might win the HOTTERY.