dc26 in idea barrages

When a Canadian gets frustrated, they will often say “well, that just bags my milk”.

Has there been a stoner comedy about a feudal uprising called “SERFS UP” yet or is this world just perpetually unable to generate good ideas?

“Australia is Earth’s lower back tattoo” is part of the Phat Earth Theory.

I look forward to when the “Max” streaming service stoops to an advertising campaign where their spokesperson is a “regular guy named Max” and they try to be all cutesy hipster lo-fi about their image when all we want is that rad HBO Feature Presentation intro from 1983 back.

In most cases, your navel is your very first wound, the very first place you healed, your very first scar. Your individuality is marked by, indeed created by, the spot of your very first violence. It’s a hell of a thing.

Just replace the sour cream in your Tex-Mex with ranch dressing. Why not? Everything must go.

Much as I rag on the weird parasocial nature of morning radio, a pretend watercooler to talk about memes from 3 weeks ago, local shows have their place. But syndicated morning radio’s rubbish. At least the local ones call the snow days & you can meet ‘em at car shows or whatever.

Of course the Bermuda Triangle is known to birth weirdness. It’s a sea-section!