dc22 in idea barrages

Head-canon that they’re not called “Pokemon” because they’re “pocket monsters” but because they mutated from eating poke bowls filled with mutagens from Monstano.

Where the sperm starts, where the sperm ends, there is a vas deferens between those two places.

A D&D convention called StrIntDexChaWis Con.

New Flintstones Chewables for Adults have been updated with all the vitamins grown ups need as well as more adult poses like Wilma doing taxes, Barney mindlessly scrolling his “shell phone” and Fred weeping into his hands so no one else will suspect his despair.

“Peter Pan and Wendy” was so woke, they made Wendy pan-sexual.

The internet acts like I’m a traitor against my people for never seeing a single episode of either BARRY or SUCCESSION but you have no idea how many dumb jokes I wrote with the time I didn’t spend watching things that didn’t pique my interest, just so I could converse about them.

“Prestige” series have never interested me, my entire life, it’s not a new thing. I’ve never seen a full episode of The Wire, The Sopranos, Mad Men or Breaking Bad all the way through, either. If I’ve been a Luddite about it, I’ve been one from the start I guess. It’s a me thing.

Pretend that you think the “Higgs Boson” is called the “Biggs Hoseon.”