dc14 in idea barrages

Basically, I’m just synthesizing like five memes here, but the solution to social media seems to be somehow monetizing the touching of grass.

Why say “gunnery nunnery” when you could say “holster cloister”?

I just hope that at the Star Wars thing in Disney, their barbecue restaurant uses Liquid Snoke.

I’ve been hearing about these “emo proms” lately but where does one rent an emousine so you can arrive in style? I hope it’s a 1985 Dodge Dart.

83% of the time when something seems too stupid or too obvious or actually impossible, it’s just someone messing with you or trying to be funny but not sticking the landing. We learned this from the internet but eventually discovered that applies to all life always everywhere.

I still say that Universal Studios should have a mountain-themed rollercoaster called The Anti-Matter Horn.

A “rogue detective who gets results” movie but about a TSA agent who breaks the rules to seize, like, ounces of toothpaste and Swiss Army knives that had the blades removed so they were travel-compliant but they still wanted to take, just to be wang-rods.

Writing dialogue for an alternate-history version of Kurt Vonnegut is the most fun you can have in the world without breaking a law or making a baby.