dc4 in idea barrages

You’ll know you’ve had the correct amount of coffee when “Powerhouse” and “Holiday for Strings” are mashing up in your head perfectly.

This parody of Bush’s “Everything Zen” about Zed from Police Academy isn’t gonna write itself. I mean, I’m not gonna write it either, it’s dumb as hell. But still. Ain’t gonna write itself.

Why call it “The Flying Nun” when they could’ve called it “Nun of the Above”?

What does an Amoungus Cowboy drink? Susperilla.

Kinorinos is what I’d imagine they call the communion bread in the Greek Orthodox Church but, no, it’s, like, a Zelda thing.

If they ask you your greatest weakness in the interview, go nerd on it. “Kryptonite”. “Cold Iron.” “Blessed Silver”. Go down swinging.

Lex Luthor, building an entire building out of those McDonald’s Garfield mugs from the early 80s just to mess with Superman, because God knows how much lead was in those bad boys.

“Fast X” sounds like an iffy super glue they couldn’t afford to get Billy Mays to pimp out, so they paid the Shamwow Guy’s bail to get him to do it instead.