nv28 in idea barrages

You remember when you walked out of a screening of THE PHANTOM MENACE & realized the auteur is a lie, singular genius is a lie, art comes from a combination of adversity, compromise & dumb luck, that all heroes are frauds? No. You were in denial, then. But the seed was planted.

Why call it “fabric remnants” when you can call it “tailor trash”?

Every political movement in America right now seems to be defined by a persecution complex, left right & center, everyone seems to believe or at least espouse that if they don’t get everything they want and NOW, the next step is their mass martyrdom. It’s not healthy for anyone.

We like to make fun of foot fetishists, and deservedly so, that’s weird as hell, but I feel like they get disproportionate heat when the even worse weirdos into armpits get almost none of the hate they deserve.

If McDonalds has a Hamburglar, Olive Garden should at LEAST have a Pastatute.

Because I’ve never written a parody of GNR’s “Mr. Brownstone” about Paula Poundstone, I’ll safely assume no one has ever done that, because I’m the only person who’d even consider doing such a thing.

Time is a dumb circle.

In EDM communities, it’s “Live, Laugh, WUBWUBWUBWUB”.