nv 12 in idea barrages

A Beastie Boys parody about space garbagemen called “Intergalactic Sanitary”.

LESS VIRTUAL REALITY, MORE VICTUAL REALITY.

I like to imagine what New Bay Seasoning tasted like, when they briefly marketed it to make people so nostalgic they would buy even more Bay Seasoning, repackaged as the wildly popular Old Bay Seasoning.

Some people just don’t have a green thumb, they should just throw in the trowel.

It’s a third lemonade, a third iced tea, a third anabolic steroids. It’s called the Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Springtime in Utica, when every major thoroughfare is under construction & you can’t get anywhere for weeks, just enough budget to paper over the potholes for a summer, not enough to stop them from coming back at October’s 1st snow. The futile dance of underfunded infrastructure.

If you re-conceptualize college lacrosse as spoiled-rich Long Island trust fund babies wailing on each other with wooden clubs for four years until they inevitably manage one of Grandfather’s car dealerships, it’s a lot more fun to watch. Cayden, hit Brayden some more!

A medical edible for boosting white blood cell production called a “Lymph Biscuit”.