nv4 in idea barrages

If your go-to seduction technique is making her laugh, that’s just funnilingus.

Why did they roll with the neologism “bussy” when it was so obvious to run with the word “broaca”?

There’s a parody of Soul Asylum’s “Misery” about Scooby-Doo in there somewhere.

Can’t spell “Garfield” without “arf”.

Would the TOY STORY characters talk to Pinocchio or pretend to just be toys around him?

Imagine whatever cereal was before Special K, we’ll call it Regular K, and giving it a chance like Charlie Brown gave that tiny Christmas tree. I bet it wasn’t such a bad cereal, it just needed love and a whole lotta sugar on top.

The greatest Guardians of the Galaxy 3 tie-in would’ve been bringing back “Cracklin’ Oat Bran” as “Kraglin Oat Bran” the very first cereal based on Sean Gunn and they just, they just botched it completely. Just ASK me before you do stuff like this, people. I have Ideas.

“If that’s the Golden Corral, I sure as hell don’t wanna eat at the Bronze one.”