oct 24 in idea barrages

Panera should totally take the name “Bread Broth and Beyond” now, before some venture capital company takes over Bed Bath and Beyond’s zombie IP to sue people for doing stuff like that.

The money you pay into taxes isn’t “taken from you”. Public infrastructure and services are the only reason jobs can exist beyond subsistence serf farmer for most people, most likely including you. That money was from that infrastructure and goes back into maintaining it.

An album of Radiohead covers as musak called OK COMMUTER.

The only exception to no longer being able to do “My Wife!” jokes from BORAT, because they’re played out, is for women in lesbian marriages. Dudes played it out but women should have the time they need to play it out for themselves too.

When you got the munchies so bad your heart is racing, that’s just snackycardia.

A film called Canadian Graffiti about a bunch of hot-rod loving youths in the suburbs of Toronto in 1959. They want to drag-race but can never manage it, they keep apologizing for cutting each other off.

A generic supermarket chocolate cereal called “Discount Chocula” would be so wonderful, it would be worth the lawsuits.

A knock-off Slap Chop but it’s in ball form and you call it a Dicin’ Sphere.