barrage in motion 10 in idea barrages

1.) They don’t call it “ritually inserting metal bearings into the skin of the penis”. They prefer “majazzeling”.

2.) I hope that when Moses gave them the Sundays-off commandment, he was all like “LISTEN ALLA Y’ALL IT’S THE SABBATH CLAUSE!”

3.) It’s like in GHOSTBUSTERS. You’re gonna die some day but if you get a chance to choose the form of your destroyer, choose your dreams.

4.) Maybe when a good show goes bad flat out of nowhere, it’s because someone stole those ideas via time travel and then ran out.

5.) Is there a pizzeria near the Fantastic Four ride called “Cosmic Ray’s Original Pizza”? If not, why? Show your work.

6.) Magneto, as far as I know, has never ridden a horse he’s making fly by levitating the horseshoes. And that’s a fail.

7.) Radio ad for adult circumcision on the L.A. sports radio station. Logic suggests this is a huge thing out here.

8.) Some people have an internal monologue. I’ve got an eternal monologue. I’m not saying it’s a good thing. It’s probably more bad than good.