oct 14 in idea barrages

Are people who seem to jump out of planes straight into your DMs “parasocials”?

There’s a weird legislated nostalgia for Blockbuster as “the best video store” but unless you wanted the newest mainstream stuff, it always disappointed. You couldn’t get art flicks or foreign movies or exploitation trash there, as you could a mom & pop. That was the good stuff.

The weirdest thing about facebook birthdays and being a human is sometimes you have to look at the names, and you see a name of a person you don’t know well but would certainly want to wish well & you have to ask “Wait, is this person actually still alive? This could be awkward.”

If a hunter keeps a log of their excursions, I hope they at least call it “Deer Diary”.

I hope they call wizarding venereal diseases “hugwarts”.

When a “famous act” plays your town, they spend the night, take your money & leave. When you see original locals, they spend their money at home. So too for writing & public arts. You can buy other folks’ apples or you can plant seeds. One seems cooler, the other grows trees.

Weezer shoulda stopped at Pinkerton and the Pinkertons shoulda stopped in 1928.

Whoever decided mouthwash and Windex should be the same colour was either really bad at their job or really good at pranks.