octo8 in idea barrages

I also love how some fancy food sound like old timey insults from the 1920s. “YOU TRUFFLED FLATBREAD!” “YOU BLANCHED FIDDLEHEAD!” “YOUR MOTHER’S A PICKLED RAMP!”

There is an alternate reality where Spider-Man is British, named Billy Braddock and called “Spider-UK”. I just hope that the ULTIMATE Spider-UK is named Kilometres Morales.

An Eminem marketed pre mix of lemonade and light beer called the Slim Shandy.

(to the tune of Bacon Pancakes) Muting blue checks, makin’ mutes of blue checks, you take the cursor and you’re mutin’ all the blue checks, mutin’ blue checks, they’re as corny as heck, mutin’ blue cheeeeeeecks!

Ollie doesn’t so much cough as “korf” so I’ve been calling him Korfer Sutherland lately.

An app that keeps you up on all new hobo codes and hobo gatherings, the movement of railyard cops, everything an aspiring hobo might need to know called BINDL.

A parody of the film Amadeus about the demon Asmodeus. Or, like, AT LEAST a parody of the pop song about Amadeus.

I just hope Metallica does a tie-in with Snickers where they release “Saint Hunger” bars or something. I wouldn’t put it past ‘em.