oct 12 in idea barrages

  • Oct. 11, 2023, 4:24 p.m.
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  1. I hope Princess Peach and Mario Mario name their daughter Amelia Mario so that people can point at her and be like “It’s Am-y… Mario.”

  2. I demand that when Bon Jovi does a farewell tour, he calls it “Bon Voyage”.

  3. If a pope and an anti-pope collide into each other, they annihilate into pure energy, enough to power Vatican City’s electrical grid for a thousand years! That’s just science.

  4. Reminder: 99% of 3rd-party candidacies aren’t about trying to win an election they can’t win, it’s just a book tour they can write off on their taxes. If it’s a grassroots local position, it could well be real. If it’s a tin-hat running for governor or president, it’s just P.R.

  5. If I ever write a parody of those awful sexist 80s / 90s “bunch of guys trying to lose their virginity” movies, it’s definitely gonna be called BEST LAID PLANS.

  6. I love how all the minor league football teams have names that sound like a He-Man vehicle from the tail end of their toy line. “ORKO! MAN-AT-ARMS! QUICK! GET IN THE BATTLEHAWK!” It’s great.

  7. The twitter blue-check is kind of a blue waffle and kind of a blue awful.

  8. If you got a fetish for Canadians, are you called a “leaf blower”?


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