octo 4 in idea barrages

A parody of Crazy Town’s “Butterfly” (you know, the come my lady, come come my lady) about John Mulaney. John Mulaney, John John Mulaney.

The best name for a “pick-up-artist” (if those odious creatures still exist) is, of course, “Negs Benedict”.

I just hope the next D&D movie will be a fantasy heist flick called “Ocean’s Elven”.

I feel like “Wagons East” could’ve been a hit if they’d just called it “The Oregon Fail”.

A Prince / They Might Be Giants mash-up called “Rad Purple Toupee”.

The pained, absolutely tortured, faces the models make when applying quack-non-science facial creams to their eyes on QVC make me want to have QVC declared a war crime. They just look like they’re SUFFERING, how does that sell scam-eye junk to people?

I just hope that the name of the person who sells bikinis is the “thongmonger”. It’s just such a fun word to say! “Thongmonger”.

If you had to write a crime story about someone using pyramid-schemes to facilitate their serial killings, there would be worse titles than “MULTI-LEVEL-MURDER: AVON KILLING!”