barrage in motion 9 in idea barrages

1.) Gotta love a town where a traffic update on the radio at one in the morning is a totally reasonable thing.

2.) This round of nightmares was about being forced into grad school then getting the run around on my class schedule and then going through an absurd EYES WIDE SHUT initiation that ended playing blackjack against Captain Lou Albano. Before that, I was playing an RPG for the fate of the world but it seamlessly fit that afterwards I was kidnapped into grad school in that way that only works in dreams.

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4.) Coffee out of a measuring cup is the true breakfast of champions, dude.

5.) If you think reality shows aren’t 100% staged, you must think you’re getting hit by a train when you watch silent films.

6.) Talking to my brother is the only place lines like “CHINESE DEMOCRACY is his PET SOUNDS and no one gets it but us” can occur.

7.) Cheddarcorn is the platonic ideal of popcorn.

8.) EL POLLO LOCO is the Maryanne from Gilligan’s Island of fast food. More than acceptable, of course, but if Ginger’s there, you go Ginger.

9.) Starbucks isn’t the best tasting coffee, no of course not, but strictly as a caffeine-delivery medium it does the job.

10.) There is no law against purchasing an ice cream cake and eating it any old day. Birthdays are not required. I have researched the matter.

11.) Ask Zevon if you need to know about LA. Ask Lou Reed if you wanna know about NYC. Anything between ask me, Captain Flyover.

12.) Basically humans like believing fake stuff too much. That’s what it all comes down to. Break any problem down far enough there’s fake stuff.