sept22 in idea barrages

I MAY have gotten a line on purchasing the sign for the abandoned porn store out on the highway out of town, because I saw them tearing it down, and I’m just saying I’m probably the most awesome person you could ever meet because of this fact.

Mac Tonight was the only fast food mascot based on a serial killer in a 1920s German murder ballad so far. I stress “so far” because we are certainly living through weird times.

A pre-emptive parody of that edgelord musical about the Joker and Harley Quinn, except it’s about the Hamburglar and J. Wellington Wimpy falling in love and it’s called HAMBURGLAR: ORDER TWO.

Remember, when you’re too lazy to write jokes, do an “ironic” musical number to fill time. I’m looking at you, SNL and every terrible thing Seth MacFarlane ever put his name on. All the cocaine in the world won’t change how venomously lazy that is.

A yellow flag with a sweet unthreatening snake on it that says OF COURSE ASKING ME TO PAY MY TAXES AND BE HUMANE TO OTHERS ISN’T TREADING ON ME, THAT WOULD BE STUPID TO THINK.

If you really think about it, kinky veggies are really just collared greens.

Never understood the worship of the brutal “freedom” of the Wild West. Even to the extent it actually happened, people don’t consider, they built up their towns to no longer be like that as lightning quick as their population & economics allowed. No one sane actually wants that.

DON’T TELL PAUL BLART / THAT MALL COP NAMED PAUL BLART / I JUST DON’T THINK HE’D UNDERSTAND / DON’T TELL PAUL BLART / HIS MOVIES HOLD NO ART / THEY’RE JUST JOBS FOR ADAM SANDLER’S FRIENDS