barrage in motion 5 in idea barrages

1.) Macklemore didn't wash one of his thrift store finds and now he's got vanilla lice.

2.) You know there's a MASH slash-fic called "Under The Radar" somewhere.

3.) I am so happy that there is a movie we can semi-legitimately refer to as "Walt Disney's Frozen".

4.) Parody of "Purple Haze" about Willie Ames?

5.) "When The Bullet Hits The Bone" and "Livin' On A Prayer" are the same song.

6.) I like calling moon landings "taking the tin flute to lunatown".

7.) So apparently Frank Miller is evil Leonard Cohen from the mirror universe. That makes more sense than it should.

8.) Spill coffee on your wallet. Spread your whole life out to dry. Consider all the ways you do and do not count.