#thirstworldproblems in idea barrages

1.) On Arrakis, Dune, the desert planet, the hashtag is #thirstworldproblems.

2.) For example: oh no, we've got worm sign! #thirstworldproblems

3.) Or: the messiah's little sister is going all Evil Childlike Empress on us. #thirstworldproblems

4.) Or: dammit, Sting, wear a shirt for one whole day in your damn fool life #thirstworldproblems

5.) Admiral Calavicci needs more drugs or he's gonna have a total OCD freakout #thirstworldproblems

6.) Captain Picard scheduled TWO stabbing practices today! #thirstworldproblems

7.) It turns out that your name is a killing word #thirstworldproblems

8.) The Spice Melange LITERALLY made your brown eyes blue. #thirstworldproblems