Showers, jails, and cheese. in The Napkin.

That moment in the shower after working out where you can just feel all the stink and dirt rinsing off yourself. You soak it in, just kind of standing there motionless, feeling the water run over your body.

I know i'm not the first to point this out, but putting people in prison is really a drain on society. Taxpayer dollars go towards housing these people, the vast majority are not any actual threat to society. Violent criminals, pedophiles, sadocapitalists, I can see isolating them. But for the rest, I think some sort of civil service would better repay their "debt to society". What, using prisoners are "slave labor"? Fine, make it a goddamned choice and offer them a nominal stipend which they'll receive when their term is up.

I love eating blocks of mozzerella cheese.