aug 23 in idea barrages

A horror movie set against the backdrop of the Trojan War that somehow involves the line “the call is coming from INSIDE the horse!”

I have never watched “Ted Lasso” and I do not know if “Jason Sudeikis” is pronounced in a manner that would perfectly fit the rhythm of “Eleanor Rigby” or not but, like, there’s an idea there if you do.

Sit back and make fun of a bunch of movies built around really stupid twist endings, have an M. Night Shame-a-Thon!

Avoid the Noid. Noid is the pizza killer. Noid is the little imp that brings crust annihilation.

A supportive art lesson can accidentally descend into barbershop quarter hell, simply by saying “Sweet! Add a line!”

At horror movie premieres, you could instead walk the dead carpet, somehow.

A Ernest P. Worrell film festival called “The HeyVernal Equinox”.

Mommas, don’t let your babies grow up to be back ribs…