aug 15 in idea barrages

I sure hope they call the porn parody “Everythong Everywhore All At Once”.

XFL, as in “ex”, as in “some of these guys used to be football players”.

I don’t know if there’d be juice in a story about burglars who get away with it because no one would ever suspect heavy people of being great burglars, but the title “Thick Ass Thieves” is just laying there, waiting to be used somehow.

Is there a more gross term for a cosmetic product than “body butter”? It sounds like the symptom of some kind of tragic glandular disorder, not like a moisturizing lotion.

A parody of “Greased Lightning” from GREASE about Sith Lightning.

“Wasted away again in Bean Burritoville, looking for my… lost salsa and guac… some people say, just give the server a wave… but you know… they work hard enough”

A George Harrison parody about trying to watch scrambled porn on the upper cable channels in 1993 called “Isn’t It A Titty”.

I still can’t believe there hasn’t been an Oreos / Super Mario Brothers movie promotion. Just bring back Big Stuff as Super Mareos, easy.