barrage in motion 6 in idea barrages

  • Aug. 23, 2014, 4:54 p.m.
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1.) You KNOW there's been a new Star Trek/Torchwood crossover slash-fic called STAR TREK: INTO HARKNESS.

2.) The great thing about well-done sci-fi is that it can all flow from one pinpoint "what if" as opposed to real life with its haze thereof.

3.) Rave Moses is all like "let my people glow".

4.) One of the perks of visiting my bro in LA is getting to listen to Scully call Mets games on the radio when they play the Dodgers.

5.) It was the best of rhymes, it was the worst of rhymes. It was the summer of our B.I.G., it was the winter of our 50 Cent.

6.) Smashmouth was given the name by a fortune teller who knew what we would all want to do to them once we heard "All Star" for the first time.

7.) Privilege sometimes works its highest madness on those without access to it, spurring psychotic action from a "where's mine" impulse.

8.) Alternately, if you are a character on the old "V" miniseries, you take the mice bucket challenge.

9.) How do zombies clean the dishes they eat brains on? Dawn Of The Dead.

10.) Maudlin drunkenness. Need to not type embarrassing things at objects of affection on the internet. Play "Binding of Isaac" instead.

11.) As George Bush's assistant affixes his bib in place, he jokes "Operation Dessert Shield". Every. Single. Time.

12.) If I were a spy undermining a foreign culture via the corrupting force of Emeril, I'd totally call it "Operation Gumbo Drop".

13.) My brother's dogs Rascal and Mochi ARE Groot and Rocket. It is important that you know this.

14.) I am sometimes an unreliable flake because I optimistically over-commit and I apologize profusely for this. It comes from a pure place, tho.

15.) Getting it right is a process and in that process you get it wrong dozens or hundreds of times. Success is not what teaches lessons.


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