august 17 in idea barrages

My D&D character transcribed mythologies & histories in a monastery archive before turning to adventure. My running gag for him is that a lot of those stories are riffs on our pop culture. The druid got a fey hawk familiar & he named it “Ethan” for him.

A hip-hop Robin Hood musical called “Brigand The Noises, Brigand The Funk”.

I don’t know how one would do an Italian/Japanese fusion dish that incorporated elements of both sushi and arancini, I just know that sushancini would be AMAZING.

“You may think you know all my fetishes,” he told his regular dominatrix, “but this one is brand spanking new.”

“Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out” remixed where all the opponents are re-themed after characters from Radiohead songs and it’s called “KO Computer”. I suggest subbing out Glass Joe for an incompetent battlebot called The Paranoid Android, for example.

For aid in sex with an incubus or succubus, you can rely on astralglide.

A parody of Piano Man about Slenderman would be fun but would require having to repeatedly listen to Billy Joel which, of course, violates elemental articles of the Geneva Convention.

If you aren’t certain why the Ides of March are so bad, it’s okay, just take a stab at it.