august 13 in idea barrages

If I owned the world’s largest skunk as a pet, I would definitely call it “The Stink Panther”.

With March 10th being Super Mario Day and May 4th being Star Wars Day, I guess it’s inevitable they’ll eventually come up with a wordplay for a Batman merchandising holiday too. A Day-For-Knight, if you will.

A parody of Temple of the Dog’s “Hunger Strike” about the Incredible Hulk called “Anger Strike”.

If the vampire baseball team in Twilight didn’t call themselves “The Vlad News Bears” why do you even write a vampire baseball team at all?

Any rock song that uses the word “God” heavily can easily be turned into a parody about the DC Comics villain Gorilla Grodd. “Tell me all your thoughts on Grodd, the mind-reading gorilla” “What if Grodd was one of us?” “Grodd only knows what I’d be without you” etc.

The optimal headline for a review of a terrible Fleetwood Mac cover band is simply “A BLANDSLIDE BROUGHT ME DOWN”.

Okay, but what if we re-brand borscht as “beet salsa”.

Okay, but what if we re-branded gazpacho as “veggie cereal”?