august 9 in idea barrages

A parody of “Lose Yourself” predicated upon replacing “Mom’s spaghetti” with “my machete” and just riffing on horror movies from there.

I’m trying to imagine a website so valuable to me that I would actually click that “disable adblocker” button. I believe myself to have a pretty powerful imagination but even I cannot imagine a website so rad I would suffer accepting blockable ads for it.

Is a heavy metal neckbeard a heckbeard?

If we had a mandatory year of working in food service after high school or college, like South Korea or Israel have for the military, I feel like we would be a slightly more empathetic nation.

“Little House On The Praire” but with a bunch of swears thrown in and you credit it to Laura Ingalls Wildest.

The best DC/Marvel crossover book would, of course, be a death-match between Alfred and Jarvis drawn and voiced in the style of Dr. Seuss called THE BUTLER BATTLE BOOK.

YOUR OWN. PERSONAL. PIZZA. OVEN COOKED IN A PAN. RESIST IF YOU CAN.

When no one can solve a medical problem, they go to the greatest mind in diagnosis, the eccentric but brilliant Dr. Post… except Dr. Post never comes up with the ideas, they all come from his talking palomino Dr. Ed, in the newest hospital procedural HORSE M.D.