july 24 in idea barrages

Why call it “homework” when you could call it “school samples”?

In Stockholm, they call french fries “pommes frittes” or “Swede potato fries”.

The phrase “I’ve got bees, they’re multiplying and they’re losing all control” popped into my head and I knew that if I did not write this down into the internet, I would soon have an entire parody of the musical Grease called BEES! in my skull.

If the Ant-Man porno parody isn’t called “ANT-MAN AND THE WASP: NYMPHOMANIA” I will have lost my last shred of respect for the pornographic film industry.

A business-sim game about the owner of an inn trying to maintain, repair and grow an inn that keeps getting wrecked by adventurers passing through town and it’s called LUNCHEONS & FLAGONS.

A band called NOSTALGIA and your first tour is the Farewell Tour, the second tour is The Second Farewell Tour, the third The Third and so on and so forth.

Today I realized Scrooge’s Money Bin is just his dragon’s hoard. He’s a drake, for God’s sake. It all fits.

All I have of this parody of RHCP’s “Give It Away Now” called “You’re on TODAY Now” is replacing the mentions of Bob Marley with mentions of Al Roker but you’d be surprised how good a start that could actually be.