july 6 in idea barrages

  • July 5, 2023, 7:11 p.m.
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  1. Did Spongebob get his Christmas gifts delivered by “Manta Claus” or did they really miss a trick?

  2. Okay, you are allowed to name your punk band “Vom Bombadil”. That’s acceptable.

  3. IT’S ALL ABOUT THE BEDOUINS, YEAH, IT’S ALL ABOUT THE BEDOUINS, YEAH (I don’t know enough about the Bedouin culture to write that parody without offending, like, everyone, it’s a great idea at the base of it.)

  4. Getting your muscles worked on after an edible, that’s just weedish massage.

  5. CRAAAAAANBERRY PUREE, IT’S JUST EIGHTY BUCKS AT THE TRADER JOE’S STORE, CRAAAAAAANBERRY PUREE

  6. In parts of Europe, they really only eat fries as a mayo conveyance, a conveyonaisse, if you will.

  7. Super Mario, at Luigi and Daisy’s wedding: “I’d like to make a toast.” Super Mario, in his kitchen at breakfast, unable to find the bread: “I’d like to make-a toast!”

  8. Every trendy “healthy recipe” I see online is so gross, it actively makes me want to eat unhealthy delicious food. “Baked zucchini chips”. Even if it lengthens life, is that a life at all? It’s like those uncool anti-teen-smoking ads that make smoking seem cooler.


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