june 30 in idea barrages

If I had to create a crossover character for The Food Fighters and The Barnyard Commandos, I guess I’d make him an ovine fry cook called The Battering Ram.

No, the WEIRDEST Shakespeare based porn title would, of course, be TIGHTEST ANDRONICUS.

Don’t make heroes of folks you’ll never know, CERTAINLY don’t do it with the living who can disappoint in real time. We’re all messed-up monkeys. Don’t smash the one in the hero chair so you can reign there, it’d ruin you. Destroy the throne instead. Toss it in culture’s volcano.

I mean, yes, I was just singing THE GREAT PRETENDER about a chicken nugget pretending to be something more than he was. “Oh yes, I’m the great chicken tender, PRETENDING THAT I’M NOT A NUG”. I just do things like that. It’s my thing.

Hate processing eggs for baking? That’s just separation anxiety.

So much of what’s accelerating the awful discourse today is how the internet allows us to spend 24/7 in a bubble where everyone agrees with us, allowing us the surety to all be zealots & shocked into frothing outrage when we hear thoughts we thought extinguished by our isolation.

“Better to not quote a famous person at all, rather than risk misquoting a famous person and looking like a real toolbag.” - Albert Einstein

No one ever talks about how the alien language in THE ARRIVAL was baaaaaaaasically a bunch of coffee mug stains.