june 22 in idea barrages

LESS DONATING YOUR BODY TO SCIENCE, MORE DONATING YOUR BODY TO MAGIC

A mash-up of The Lovin’ Spoonful’s “Summer in the City” and Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem’s “Can You Picture That”.

A sitcom about the offices of a scammy diet foods company called MIDDLE MANAGEMENT.

A parody of that weird sexist classic rock song “Centerfold” about Dr. Who. “Your hearts run cold, the prophecy has just been told, nah nah nah nah nah nah, you’re gonna die at Trenzalore”.

When people complain about putting on weight as they age, it is hard to not do the Bane voice and be all “YOU MERELY ADOPTED THE FAT, MISTER WAYNE, I WAS BORN INTO IT!”

I love when, in sport, the Coach/Manager of the Year doesn’t go to the best team in the sport but rather to another team that overshot their expectations. “You made an absolutely terrible team almost good!” That’s what it tells the players and I LOVE it.

I have what they call a “phonographic memory”. I keep remembering my mistakes over and over like a broken record! But I’m workin’ on it.

The way Courtney Love was typecast, as an actress, in the role of “unstable love interest of an eccentric self-destructive genius” was the most on-the-nose thing in the history of on, the history of the and the history of noses.